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Is it bad that Barça’s CEO, lawyer, and former president got arrested?This week on “What’s Gone Wrong At Barcelona Now?” we watch current and former execs go to the can!...

Ben Sasse Writes Deranged Letter to Big TenThere are a lot of things going on in this country right now. America is the laughingstock of the world after being unable to contain the COVID pandemic, largely because a non-insignificant portion of the population has decided to believe anti-vax Facebook posts over actual science. We’re in the mid...

Order The Veggie Burger With BaconMore often than is smart, I find myself at a bar and desperately in need of sustenance with dwindling options. Maybe you’re an idiot like me, or maybe you work nights at a bar or restaurant and need to eat something satisfying that won’t knock you on your ass mid-shift. And when you ask a server if ...

Please Return Cassius Marsh's Stolen <i>Magic: The Gathering</i> Cards

I’ve never lost my Magic: The Gathering cards to anything more malicious than a sofa cushion, but I can fathom the pain Seattle Seahawks linebacker Cassius Marsh is feeling after his Land Rover was broken into on Tuesday night. What follows is a tragic sequence of events, and a translation....

Taylor Swift Sends Terrible Gifts To Her Friends

One thing we know to be true about Taylor Swift is that she is frequently photographed with other people. The Instagram personality, who is also a musician, refers to the people in these photographs her “friends.” She has many of them! More friends than you and me, and everyone we know combined. She...

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Little Shit Takes Out Passing Bike With Basketball

I don’t know anything about this video and I don’t have much to say about it beyond that there is nothing to do in the suburbs, and that I hope bad things happened to this kid once the camera stopped rolling....

What Happens When A Soccer Team Finds Out It Has Super Ugly New Uniforms

Fucking with people is funny all on its own—like here with this sure-it's-an-ad-but-whatever video showing terrible new kits to the Ajax squad—but there's something extra that happens when you mess with the young, rich and powerful. You find out that, you know, you can't really fuck with professiona...