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The best soccer players of all time to never win a World Cup
It’s the pinnacle of soccer. The World Cup is a spectacle unlike any other in sport. And to truly be considered the greatest to ever lace up your cleats, you need to have lifted the trophy. Why can’t Dan Marino be in the discussion for the greatest quarterback of all time? He never won a Super Bowl....
Olivier Giroud continues to just do the work
It is hard to look at Olivier Giroud and think “grafter.” Because it’s not hard to look at Giroud at all. Ask Leslie Jones. It would be silly to suggest that people don’t make conclusions based on how a player looks. It’s hard to reconcile him as a pure, old-school center forward. Strong, holds up t...
Euro 2021: Can Poland rise to meet Robert Lewandowski?
No. What’re you, new? No one rises to the level of Robert Lewandowski. It’s Robert Goddamn Lewandowski. Dude just scored 40 goals in one league season, which is utterly insane. That’s after he scored 34 last year. Seventy-four motherfucking goals in two seasons in just the Bundesliga. That’s four se...
The Lakers proved they’re not roadkill, and LeBron reminded Zlatan who the hell he is
They’re going to be juuust fine. ...
The Zlatan has AC Milan atop Serie A, and what’s old is new again
There is something about seeing AC Milan in first in Serie A that stirs long dead emotions. At least to those of us of a certain age (namely, those who still listen to GNR). The Rossoneri atop the table harkens back to the last days of Italy being home to the world’s best league, where all the legen...
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Carlos Vela And LAFC Finally Overcame Zlatan And The LA Galaxy

Carlos Vela And LAFC Finally Overcame Zlatan And The LA Galaxy

Tue Dec 22 2020
Victorious LAFC Coach Bob Bradley Storms Off In Response To Softball Question

Victorious LAFC Coach Bob Bradley Storms Off In Response To Softball Question

Fri Oct 25 2019
Zlatan Punted Sporting Kansas City Into Orbit With Yet Another Hat Trick

Zlatan Punted Sporting Kansas City Into Orbit With Yet Another Hat Trick

Tue Dec 22 2020
Sunday&#39;s <i>El Tráfico</i> Between LAFC And The LA Galaxy Was MLS At Its Very Best

Sunday's <i>El Tráfico</i> Between LAFC And The LA Galaxy Was MLS At Its Very Best

Tue Dec 22 2020
Zlatan Ibrahimović On MLS Playoffs: &quot;I Think The System Is Shit&quot;

Zlatan Ibrahimović On MLS Playoffs: "I Think The System Is Shit"

Thu Aug 08 2019
Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Hat Trick, Calls LAFC Coach A &quot;Little Bitch&quot;

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Hat Trick, Calls LAFC Coach A "Little Bitch"

Sat Jul 20 2019
Zlatan Ibrahimović Ethers Carlos Vela, Explains Why MLS Sucks [Updated]

Zlatan Ibrahimović Ethers Carlos Vela, Explains Why MLS Sucks [Updated]

Thu Jul 18 2019
Zlatan Assists Zlatan For A Typically Stupendous Zlatan Bicycle Kick Goal

Zlatan Assists Zlatan For A Typically Stupendous Zlatan Bicycle Kick Goal

Tue Dec 22 2020
Michael Bradley Might As Well Retire After Zlatan Ibrahimović Ethered Him

Michael Bradley Might As Well Retire After Zlatan Ibrahimović Ethered Him

Wed Sep 19 2018
I Can&#39;t Stop Staring At Zlatan Ibrahimovic&#39;s Ass Tattoos 

I Can't Stop Staring At Zlatan Ibrahimovic's Ass Tattoos 

Tue Jun 26 2018
Zlatan Red-Carded For Slapping Opponent’s Head

Zlatan Red-Carded For Slapping Opponent’s Head

Mon May 21 2018
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