Hello. If you're used to refreshing this site every hour to see what you've missed, obviously the last two hours haven't been too spectacular. It appears somebody urinated on the Gawker HQ's motherboard system and fried the system. (Was not me.)

At some point, all of these problems should be fixed and we'll finish out the day. Granted this could be very late in the evening, so all of these posts might go over as well as Kanye West's set at Bonaroo. But I'll keep you updated. If you see this post, entertain yourselves in the comments section by penning dirty limericks, hit your fantasy baseball team's waiver wire, or, you know, do some real work.

Jee. Zuz. Walks.