Even more good news: Danny and Sandy are soliciting music videos from the masses. The winner gets tickets to a Spurs game and maybe even a ride in Greased Lightning, too. O come, all ye faithful.
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Tomorrow: Good news! Everyone gets one last Christmas gift when the artist known as Katie Bakes makes her solo debut. You won't want to miss it. Now, let's remember last Christmas.