Tell Me More, Tony And Eva, Tell Me More!
Is there a better Christmas present than a freshly wrapped copy of Tony Parker and Eva Longoria lip-syncing along to "Summer Nights"? Actually, no. I don't believe there is.
Even more good news: Danny and Sandy are soliciting music videos from the masses. The winner gets tickets to a Spurs game and maybe even a ride in Greased Lightning, too. O come, all ye faithful.
Tony and Eva parody "Summer Nights" [New York Post] Game and contest [Mr. Longoria]
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Tomorrow: Good news! Everyone gets one last Christmas gift when the artist known as Katie Bakes makes her solo debut. You won't want to miss it. Now, let's remember last Christmas.
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