I did not see last night's "Late Show with David Letterman" (so late!) so I missed this appearance by everyone's favorite vaudeville joke-maker and occasional wide receiver Terrell Owens. We also lost our copy of "Little T Learns To Share," but we think this Top Ten list sends pretty much the same message to today's youngsters. By the way, for those of you who are not familiar with Mr. Letterman and his variety show, this explanation from the Dallas Morning News should help:

David Letterman's Top Ten List has become a staple on his late night comedy show. Mr. Letterman regularly uses the lists to address current events and issues in a comical way.

Outrageous! This Letterman character sounds like quite a rake! I shall endeavor to learn more about his follies post-haste! Terrell Owens takes jabs at himself, others in Letterman Top Ten list [Dallas Morning News] The Late Show With David Letterman [CBS]