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The Longhorns’ special teams unit has been especially exemplary of the program’s decline into punchline fodder. Consider their almost comeback against Cal that was dashed by a missed extra point late in the fourth quarter or their dropped snap on a punt against the Cowboys. Today, things stayed bad, real bad.

It began with a long snap, that was snapped too long, right over punter Michael Dickson’s head and out of the end zone for a safety. He then shanked the following kick out of bounds.

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Kicker Nick Rose is also 0-2 on field goals. Texas also got a penalty called on them for “disconcerting signals,” which is apparently a real infraction and not a late-career Wire album. TCU, meantime, racked up 30 in the first quarter and QB Trevone Boykin broke Andy Dalton’s school touchdown record. Those uniforms are still a crime against optical nerves though.

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