Here, via Bob's Blitz, audio of Phil Jackson's hilarious joke about driving the Knicks into the ground. A veritable laugh riot:

"[Taking over the Knicks] is not something I really wanted to do, it's something that my partner [Jeanie Buss] said, 'You're sitting on all this information. Come on out and destroy a basketball team that you love.' So that's what I've done."

Glad Phil is so chill about this. Very reassuring.