... goes to the Sun Herald of Biloxi-Gulfport for referring to the Southern Miss/Houston game as a "shootout" while noting, in the very first sentence, that three Golden Eagles were recovering from β€” drum roll please β€” gunshot wounds!

β€’ Three Southern Miss Football Players Shot, In Critical Condition
β€’ This Taurus Likes Long Manhunts, Smiling Perp Walks And Allegedly Shooting Football Players

(H/T Barry W.)