The Kardiac Kids also coincided with the rise of the comeback label that’s been applied on and off for Cleveland ever since. Dennis Kucinich, on whose watch the city defaulted, was replaced by George Voinovich, ushering in an era of public-private partnerships that yielded the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, the Gateway project with a new ballpark for the Indians and a new arena for the Cavs, and other downtown development.

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“There was this unbroken period of Cleveland turning the narrative around,” Souther says.

But the Browns were unable to get over the hump. Sipe was lured to the USFL’s New Jersey Generals by a smooth-talking real estate developer named Donald Trump, and Bernie Kosar, himself a son of Northeast Ohio, became the Browns’ new quarterback. The Browns made five straight playoff appearances—including four division titles—from 1985 to 1989, but were thwarted in the playoffs each year, including three times by John Elway and the Denver Broncos in the conference championship, one game away from the Super Bowl.

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King believes the 1986 AFC Championship Game loss in Cleveland—in which Elway led “The Drive” 98 yards to score a game-tying touchdown—set the stage for the Browns’ move to Baltimore.

“They were supposed to go to the Super Bowl,” he says. “And if they had, a lot of things that happened wouldn’t have. I think the city leaders would have been more attentive to Art and there would have been a new stadium.”

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But there wasn’t. Word got out in the fall of 1995—while Northeast Ohio was still hungover from its first baseball postseason in 41 years—that the perpetually cash-strapped Modell (described as a millionaire in a billionaire’s game) was moving the Browns to Baltimore. If his firing of Paul Brown 32 years earlier was, as one sportswriter said, like toppling Cleveland’s Terminal Tower, moving the Browns was like nuking the entire city.

“Even in Detroit, that hurt,” Brandstatter said. “The Browns were like one of the Original Six in the NHL.”

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Meanwhile, the Lions of the 1990s were on a relative rise. Their offense, led by running back Barry Sanders, added another dimension with rookie wide receiver Herman Moore. In 1991, the Lions won the NFC Central and beat the Cowboys for their first playoff win since the 1957 title. (The Lions had won three straight Playoff Bowl games in the 1960s, but those games, featuring the conference championship game losers, were just exhibitions.) The Lions lost to eventual Super Bowl champions Washington, but it appeared the stage was set for more good years to come. The Lions did make four more playoff appearances in the 1990s, each as a wild card team, but lost every time. That victory over the Cowboys remains their last playoff win to date.

The Browns’ most recent playoff win came a year before the move to Baltimore, beating the Patriots on Jan. 1, 1995 in a wild card game. But their biggest victory, King believes, came in 1999, when an expansion team took the field three years after the Browns moved to Baltimore. The NFL made an unprecedented agreement that a new team would be placed in Cleveland and it would be known as the Browns, keeping the colors, name, and team history.

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“They’re the only group to ever fight to get the team back,” he says. “They fought city hall and won.”

After the Browns’ return in 1999, there was an attempt to gin up a rivalry with the Lions with an annual preseason meeting—the Great Lakes Classic, including a trophy of a barge (which more than one person suggested bore an unfortunate resemblance to the most famous freight to sail the Great Lakes: The Edmund Fitzgerald). But the only real rivalry the Browns and Lions have had in the 21st century was a race to the bottom of the NFL, much as Cleveland and Detroit have been used for mockery or illustration of the Rust Belt—a term that has its popular origins in a Walter Mondale speech in Cleveland in 1984 talking about a “Rust Bowl” that had benighted the Midwest.

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The Lions bottomed out in 2008, going 0-16—a feat Brandstatter concedes takes some skill and some (bad) luck.

“I tried to put it out of my memory,” he said. We had games when the Lions should have won. About four, five, six games until the end, you look at the schedule and you start to worry. They play hard, but it felt like at any given point, they were going to get shafted.”

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That coincided with a bottoming-out in Detroit’s economy, as the nation slid into the worst recession since the 1930s. Two of the big three automakers in Detroit went into bankruptcy, requiring federal bailouts. The Great Recession also took a toll in Cleveland, which is viewed as the epicenter for the foreclosures that showed how the housing bubble popped.

The Lions have recovered, finding a quarterback in Matthew Stafford and making three playoff appearances (but still in search of that elusive win). And if you look at the area around Ford Field—the Lions’ new home, in Detroit, since 2002—it appears Detroit is doing better too.

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“Downtown and midtown are doing fabulous,” McGraw said. “A lot of people are very optimistic. The problem is that it hasn’t spread to the rest of the city.”

Brandstatter credited some of Detroit’s improvement to Dan Gilbert, who seems to be playing Monopoly with real money and buildings in downtown Detroit and Cleveland. The Michigan native is probably most recognized as the owner of the NBA’s Cleveland Cavaliers since 2005, but he made his billions with Quicken Loans, which is currently being sued by the U.S. Justice Department for fraudulent and predatory lending practices and its role in the subprime mortgage collapse.

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But while the Lions have gotten better, the Browns have gotten worse, without a winning record since 2007 and without a playoff appearance since 2002. Even more galling, Browns fans have had to watch the Ravens win two Super Bowls.

The Browns went 1-15 in 2016, the year the Cavaliers won their first title and the Indians went to the World Series. Cleveland also hosted the Republican National Convention, setting the stage for a new round of stories detailing Cleveland’s comeback.

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The Browns refused to play along with any comeback narrative, following a 1-15 season by going 0-16. They remain a work in progress, much like Cleveland, Souther says.

“Over the years, we thought we’d hit rock bottom only to find there was a lower low,” he says, with a statement that’s as true for the city as it is for the Browns. “I feel like we’ve hit it.”

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Vince Guerrieri is an award-winning journalist and author in the Cleveland area. He likes Lake Erie perch sandwiches, Jim Traficant and long walks on the field at League Park. His website is vinceguerrieri.com, and you can follow him on Twitter @vinceguerrieri.