The Bucknell Bison roster page is a treasure trove of goofy profile pictures. In what has to be a concerted effort to have the weirdest looking team, players posed with wacky faces, bizarre facial and top-of-the-head hair, and People's Eyebrows. It's great fun.

Here is a sampling, beginning with the wise-cracking kid from that one movie you saw that time, all grown up:

Clayton "You kiddin' me, kiddie?" Hoffmaster

This guy probably has a nickname like "Stoney":


"Say what?"

"Seriously, I'm not saying that."


Also nicknamed "Stoney":

And, finally, Matthew Steinbeck, unemployed Musketeer:


There are a few more on the page not highlighted here, so check them out for yourself.

h/t @Andrew_Tags