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The Bucknell Football Team Takes The Best Profile Pictures

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The Bucknell Bison roster page is a treasure trove of goofy profile pictures. In what has to be a concerted effort to have the weirdest looking team, players posed with wacky faces, bizarre facial and top-of-the-head hair, and People's Eyebrows. It's great fun.

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Here is a sampling, beginning with the wise-cracking kid from that one movie you saw that time, all grown up:

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Clayton "You kiddin' me, kiddie?" Hoffmaster

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This guy probably has a nickname like "Stoney":

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"Say what?"

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"Seriously, I'm not saying that."

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Also nicknamed "Stoney":

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And, finally, Matthew Steinbeck, unemployed Musketeer:

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There are a few more on the page not highlighted here, so check them out for yourself.

h/t @Andrew_Tags

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