The Bummer About Eli Manning, In Two Maps

Finally, after nine seasons, some respect for the lesser Manning! Two rings, just a game away from 30,000 yards/200 career TDs, in control of the tough NFC East. Looks like everything's coming up-

Sorry Eli, it looks like at least 3,574 people - presumably some of them women - would rather hang out with a man three times accused of sexual assault.