The greatest holiday story of this or any other season, is of course, the magic tale of the Chicago Blackhawks Thanksgiving Wilderness McDonald's Funeral Procession.

It is a stirring, epic poem of bravery, sacrifice and Happy Meals, so to send you off on your merry way this day-after-Christmas Eve, we present—courtesy of Puck Daddy—a brilliant dramatic reading of the original email chain letter. It's like "The Gift of the Magi," "A Christmas Carol," and "The Notebook" all rolled up into one and made a million times more awesome through the magic of speaking out loud. Enjoy.

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Puck Daddy presents the Chicago Blackhawks in "The Funeral Burgers" [Puck Daddy]

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I, for one, am glad this week is over. If any of you are still reading, I thank you for stopping by today and assume that someone will put something up in this space tomorrow. Merry Whatever.