Sean Thompson, the dude who reportedly got the stuffing beat out of him for throwing a pie in Kevin Johnson’s face last night, is facing a felony assault charge. Throwing baked goods in the faces of public officials is a time honored way to make your disgust known in as gross and physically harmless way as possible. Thompson catching charges despite being the guy who left Sacramento High School needing stitches is gross, but not terribly surprising.
Anyway, the Sacramento Bee caught up with him in jail and asked him why he did it. Thompson opened up and also revealed the type of pie he threw!
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