Photo: John Bazemore (AP)

Gather now to review some things that happened in the Lakers’ 117-113 loss to the Hawks—yes, the 19-38 Hawks—last night.

Trae Young, who went for 22 points, 6 rebounds, and 14 dimes, had himself some fun.

Possibly too much fun for LeBron’s comfort. This wasn’t even the only time the rookie nutmegged No. 23 in this game.

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LeBron logged a 28-11-16 triple-double to tie Wilt Chamberlain’s fifth all-time mark, and came out with plus-minus of 0 in a loss to the 12th-best squad in the East. Young was actively hunting him on switches.

The Hawks scored a hearty 20 points on 14 possessions where LeBron was credited as the primary defender on Young. This one here ended the game.

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The Lakers now sit 10th in the West, with the ninth-toughest schedule in the league from here on; this was one of the few gimmes they had left on the docket. As NBA.com’s Micah Adams pointed out, it’s the deepest into a season that a LeBron James team has remained below .500 since his rookie year. The groin injury adds an asterisk, of course, but it’s all looking ugly and there’s no single-browed savior coming to repair it. Remember that feel-good scene against the Celtics? Was that this decade?

Anyway, it’s time for some red, per ESPN:

James was then asked if some players had already mentally checked out with the break approaching.

“That’s a possibility,” he said.

All was not lost, however. James made the rounds in the locker room wishing teammates well before ducking out with a couple of bottles of wine in tow for his flight to some far-off destination.

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Fret not, Lakers fans! Surely at some point in March they’ll rip off, like, three wins in a row and then someone at ESPN will rewrite this Onion blog with a straight face.