The ROCKETS! Red GLARE!
This image was lost some time after publication. Some kind soul at the unfortunately named SportzAssassin has compiled a great database of terrible singing performances by athletes.
Carl Lewis' famous rendition of the National Anthem tops the list, of course, along with golfer John Daly warbling honky-tonk, NBA malcontent Chris Webber rapping and Cardinals Hall of Famer Ozzie Smith crooning songs of lusty love. Worth wasting an afternoon with.
Sportz Tribute To Carl Lewis [SportzAssassin]
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