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Kittens are cute. So cute, in fact, that it can seem unimaginable they would be capable of hatching diabolical plots like stealing food off the counter, clawing your foot if the foot moves under a blanket, peeing repeatedly on your favorite rug, or fashioning itself into a cat cannonball and launching through an empty soda box onto your face.


Bad kitty!

Kitty forgiven.

Reporter at Deadspin.

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