Tiger Woods was assaulted by a hot dog that landed approximately 20 feet from him during the final round of the Frys.com Open on Sunday, and walked away unscathed.
"Some guy just came running on the green, and he had a hot dog," Woods said later on. "I don't know how he tried to throw it, but I was kind of focusing on my putt when he started yelling. Next thing I know, he laid on the ground, and looked like he wanted to be arrested."
Although we are not in any position to judge the perpetrator (his name has not been released, but he was arrested for disturbing the peace, via hot dog assault), we would expect that someone committed enough to infiltrate a putting green with a hot dog in hand would make more of an effort at throwing said frank with enough force to make contact with the target. A poorly-thrown hot dog is really just a waste of a perfectly good hot dog.