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Mike Pelfrey is a Wichita State alumnus. Knowing this, the Twins decided to have a little fun with him, and force the introverted pitcher to deliver a pump-up speech to what he thought was the Shocker basketball team in advance of their NCAA Tournament appearance. It was really just his teammates in the other room.

Pelfrey, put on the spot, reacted pretty much as you'd expect from him, offering up the least inspirational pep talk of all time. The Twins didn't release this video until today, and the Shockers never actually heard from Pelfrey, but let's be honest: this is why they lost to Kentucky.