The Worst Part Of Xavier's Loss Is No More Matt Stainbrook

PublishedMarch 27, 2015

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America's favorite Uber driver was dominant against Arizona tonight, scoring 17 points and claiming 10 rebounds. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to lead the Musketeers to a win. While Arizona deservedly moves on to the Elite Eight, we mourn the end of goofy-looking Matt Stainbrook's college career. In memoriam, here are some photos of our favorite college basketball player.

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