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The Worst Part Of Xavier's Loss Is No More Matt Stainbrook

America's favorite Uber driver was dominant against Arizona tonight, scoring 17 points and claiming 10 rebounds. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to lead the Musketeers to a win. While Arizona deservedly moves on to the Elite Eight, we mourn the end of goofy-looking Matt Stainbrook's college career. In memoriam, here are some photos of our favorite college basketball player.

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GIF and photos 6 through 8 via Getty; photos 1 through 5 via AP


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