Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

The things you learn listening to hockey announcers. Take last night's meleepalooza featuring a whole lot of fisticuffs between New Jersey and Washington once the Capitals had a four-goal lead. [Star Ledger]

Announcer one to announcer two: "Mike Green is a fan of the mixed-martial arts."

Announcer two to announcer one: "Ilya Kovalchuk is a big dude, by the way."

(H/T Jon T.)


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