At a previous job, I spent a depressingly large chunk of my life poring through media guides. It was hell. There is too much information, and it is rarely complete, not always accurate, and its placement feels specifically designed to be in the last place you look for it. It worsened my vision and turned my brain to mush, and all I was doing was reading. So I can absolutely understand the urge of someone actually compiling a media guide to let the world know how it feels.

Buried deep within the ACC football media guide, and discovered yesterday, was a cry for help:

The ACC offered this statement:

“We sincerely apologize for the offensive error in the media guide. It has been appropriately updated.”

Honestly, though? I don’t want to meet the person who doesn’t swear in exasperation after thinking about Wake Forest football.