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There's No Cryin' In Mutton-Bustin'

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North Texas's world-renowned mutton-bustin' exhibition, the Mesquite Championship Rodeo, will soon be upon us. Which means Good Day Dallas, with whom we've had some fun before, had to visit the rodeo. And when they visit, everything goes wrong. Because, you see, these are four-year-olds riding wayward sheep, and the sheep will not put up with any guff from the children. Mutton is forever victorious.

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