The Green Men have been a fixture at Vancouver Canucks games for quite some time now, and expressing your Very Important Opinion about them became unnecessary two years ago. The Green Men are going to dance and taunt and act silly, and there isn't anything left to be said about them.

But that didn't stop CSN Bay Area announcers Drew Remenda and Randy Hahn from reverting back to their high school days and taking some time out of last night's broadcast to point out what huge dweebs the Green Men are. Those dweebs are probably virgins who live in their moms' basement and collect snowglobes, amirite? The burns were coming fast and furious until Hahn asked if "rain globes" were a real thing. That kind of took the wind out of their sails, because it's pretty hard to bounce back from "rain globes."

[Puck Daddy]