Things That Would Make Us Throw Up

Here's our short list:

· Drinking syrup of ipecac. · Watching any baseball movie with Tom Selleck. · Being blatantly hit on by ... deep breath ... ESPN anchor Stuart Scott.

Can you imagine? Stuart Scott giving you googly-eyes? Right now, we are fairly certain our loins have shriveled to a point that they shall heretofore be rendered unusable.

Scott Takes Low Road [NY Post]