This Is Not A Picture Of Chastity Bono

Far be it from us to mock a guy for going back to rediscover his roots and promote the game of baseball internationally ... but sweet God, what has happened to former Reds reliever Danny Graves? When you get back from Vietnam, before you head to Indians training camp ... might we suggest a workout regimen? Like, a serious one?

Graves Returns To Vietnamese Homeland [Newsday]

(Thanks to The Eddie Kranepool Society for the heads-up ... and the joke in our headline.)