In a day inundated with depressing news, it only seems fitting to end it with mindless insanity courtesy of Mr. Ufford at Warming Glow. This is your reward for being respectful today.
No, NBC 10's Jim Taricani has a long way to go before dethroning Carl Monday, but confronting a spastic woman in a bunny suit about her alleged "cyberstalking" of a Providence, R.I. costume store competitor is a tremendous start. Undaunted by the preposterous distractions she pulls on him (Take off the bunny head? Fine! I'm a cop zombie!), he still presses forward with the hard-hitting questions. That is until she starts spouting nonsense while playfully rhino-charging him out the door. Unfortunately, he never did get her side of the story. Perhaps a local Emmy award will make up for that?
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