This Luis Suárez Golazo Constitutes Cruel And Unusual Punishment

Guys, guys, was this really necessary? It was obvious you were going to win, but did you really need to crown your triumph with this brutally brilliant flying kick goal by Luis Suárez?

I mean, not that I’m complaining. I’m going to watch this about 36 more times in the next hour. I’m just concerned about the feelings of the Arsenal fans. This was rude.