"The Long Beach Football League is for kids ages five to 12. According to its website, the league's mission is 'to instill the fundamental values of self-discipline, teamwork, leadership, sportsmanship, and mutual respect to the youth of our community.'" And for padding the pockets of 51-year-old James Graham Brown, the league treasurer who stands accused of embezzling $24,000 from 2006 to 2011. Hide ya kids' football checks. [WLBT]