Get the hell out of our faces, Pat Venditte. A switch-pitcher is rubbish compared to the pioneer that is this sports baby playing T-ball. Every MLB player will swing their bats this way in 20 years.
Not only is this a good sports baby; he’s a historic sports baby.
H/t to Neilson
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