This Was Not Done By Aliens

As someone who knows the open spaces and empty fields of the Midwest as well as anyone — we lost our virginity in one, after all — we understand how boring it can get out there, how it can feel as if you have no creative outlet and no one to listen to you.

Therefore, we salute this Troy, Mo. farmer, who plowed out a St. Louis Cardinals logo in his field, spanning two acres. This is not an easy thing to do; putting together the actual Cardinals insignia is one thing, but putting together the bird on the bat, that's a complicated procedure.

By the way, it's real, swear: You can even see it on Google Maps. It's nice to have your Cardinals loyalty viewable from space.

Cardinals Fans Have Tractors Too [Joe Sports Fan] Official Exp. Date For Our National Pastime = 9/6 [Sports By Brooks]