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It only took a few innings for today’s season opener between the Cubs and Marlins game to reach the “semi-bored announcers just shooting the shit” phase. Thankfully, ESPN analyst and generally delightful guy Tim Kurkjian was there to participate.

To be fair to Kurkjian, it’s very unlikely he’s the first person to ever think Lynyrd Skynyrd and Jethro Tull were real people. The Kanye West thing is a little more alarming, but at least Tim is being honest and speaking his truth.