What to listen for as BEEP! Billy Packer BEEP! works his commentating magic BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! during the NCAA title game BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEPPPP!
• NCAA Tournament: Championship game, Florida vs. UCLA, at Indianapolis. Your NCAA pool bracket will serve just fine as a placemat. [CBS]
• Major League Baseball: San Francisco at San Diego; New York Yankees at Oakland. Cleverest Barry Bonds steroids sign wins two large sodas and a foam No. 1 finger with the middle digit extended. [ESPN2]
• NHL: Chicago at Colorado. Aerosmith is out, so it's up to the Avalanche to Rock The Joint. [OLN]