What to watch while driving 128 through Shelbyville toward Pana ...
• College football: Southern Mississippi at Central Florida. Quick, name the mascots. Now do it again after five beers. [ESPN2]
• Soccer: UEFA Champions League, Dynamo Kiev at Real Madrid, at Madrid, Spain. He passes it to the forward, back to the midfielder, back to the forward ... [ESPN Classic]
• MLB: Blue Jays at Tigers. Coming down to the final week in the AL Central. Exciting, ain't it? [Fox Sports Detroit]