What to watch while learning about this "Internet" ...
• Atlanta at Los Angeles Dodgers. Why don't the Dodgers have a mascot? I mean, besides Lasorda? [TBS]
• WNBA: Los Angeles at Seattle. Yes, you will Jump On It, America. And you will Jump On It with gusto. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at Washington. I've made a decision; Screech has to go. Make it happen. [WGN]