What to watch after your wedgie attempts are thwarted ...
• College football: Central Michigan at Western Michigan. What the old-timers call "The Battle Between Those Two Teams From Michigan Whose Mascots We Can't Quite Recall." [ESPN]
• Boxing: Middleweights, Sakio Bika (22-3-2) vs. Jaidon Codrington (16-1-0) at Boston. When on the road, Sakio plays for the tie. [ESPN]
• NHL: New York Rangers at New York Islanders. Winner may keep the Golden Compass. [Versus]