What to watch before you puke all over a Cowboys' fan
• NBA: Boston Celtics vs. Indiana Pacers: Watch Big Baby Davis bring the thunder. ESPN 7 p.m.
• MLB: Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees: Try to catch Hideki Matsui's mind wander toward his porno collection. ESPN2, 7 p.m.
• MMA: UFC Fight Night Live: Florian vs. Lauzon: Break out your Drowning Pool albums. Spike TV, 7:00 p.m.