What to watch while you "accidentally" steal someone's car ... • College Football: Maryland Terrapins at Virginia Tech Hokies (7:30 p.m., ET) Something is definitely hokey here. [ESPN] • College Football: TCU Horned Frogs at Utah Utes (8:00 p.m., ET) Great horny toads! [CBS College Sports No one get this channel.] • NBA: Philadelphia 76ers at Orlando Magic (8:00 p.m., ET) Summer ... it's like a merry-go-round. [TNT] • MLS Playoffs: New England Revolution at Chicago Fire (8:30 p.m., ET) "And the rockets' red gl... hey, is that a rocket coming toward us?" [ESPN2] • NBA: Houston Rockets at Portland Trail Blazers (10:30 p.m., ET) If there's any real rockets being shot off there tonight, you just know that one will hit Greg Oden in the leg. [TNT]