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You ever wake up earlier than usual, check your phone to see what time it is and see that you have new emails waiting for you? You obviously check it because, well, what if there was something cool in one of those new emails. Most of the time it's just something stupid and you go back to sleep kinda bummed at how shitty your emails are. Most of the time.


Metta World Peace: Vampire Boss

Sun Aug, 12 2012 5:45AM EDT
Los Angeles Lakers forward Metta World Peace is set to portray a vampire
in the original comedy spoof series REAL VAMPIRE HOUSEWIVES.


Honestly, when I re-woke up, I thought maybe I made the whole thing up. But it is real as shit, and you can see the entire press release here. Shooting begins next month in Encino, California. Real Vampire Housewives, or RVH as us in the know call it, is being produced by the same man who brought you Bro and Taco Shop.


The writer/director of the RVH is jazzed to work with World Peace. "Metta is perfect as a vampire; he is physically intimidating in an Alpha-male way, very charming, a little mischievous and he has raw sexuality I think most actors try to find when they play a vampire."

So, there you go.

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