Today In The Premiership...

With Florida leading by 8 at the half and Wichita State and Tennessee just underway...

• Birmingham City 0-2 Tottenham. The loss keeps Birmingham on the brink of relegation, and the win keeps Tottenham on course for a spot in the Champions League. Okay, since I'm still learning about this thing called soccer, who wants to explain the Champions League to me? How do teams qualify?

• Arsenal 3-0 Charlton. A brutal and savage beating... think UCLA/Belmont. Quoting from the BBC recap, "So superior were Arsenal that Charlton would not have scored had they played continuously for the 50 days that Highbury will remain Arsenal's ground before their move to Ashburton Grove."

• Manchester City 0-1 Wigan. City had other things on their mind, with this game sandwiched between FA Cup games. The play West Ham in the quarterfinals on Monday. And great news for you, there's no NCAA basketball monday, so you can watch!

• Blackburn 3-2 Middlesbrough. Blackburn gets the win despite playing much of the second half with 10 guys. Middlesbrough, as you might have guessed, kinda sucks.