Trump, Hitler, James Earl Ray Nominated For New Elementary School Name

The Austin school district decided last month to rename Robert E. Lee Elementary School, and opened the nominating process up to the public. In the end, 228 names were suggested; Donald Trump got the most nods, with 45. (“Robert E. Lee” came in second.) Here are some other noteworthy nominees from the document released by the school district:

Austin Taliban Elementary School

Ayn Rand Elementary

Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary

Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance (eight nominations)

Bruce Lee Elementary (three nominations)

Communist Elementary

Drew Brees Elementary (three nominations)

Dwayne Johnson Elementary School

Flava Flav Elementary

Forgetting Your Past, Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary

Generic School Name

Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School

IGNORANCE IS BLISS ELEMENTARY

James Earl Ray Elementary School

Jefferson Davis Elementary (three nominations)

John Cena Elementary School

Kanye West Elementary (two nominations)

Kim Il-Sung High School (two nominations)

Leadership & Excellence in Education (LEE)

Lee Elementary (thirteen nominations)

Lil Jon Elementary

Mack Brown Elementary

Malcolm X (two nominations)

Nathan Bedford Forrest Elementary School (two nominations)

Neil deGrasse Tyson

O.J. Simpson Elementary

Pat Tillman Elementary School (four nominations)

Politically Correct Elementary School #1

Raul Castro Elementary

Revisionist Elementary School

Richard Pryor Elementary (six nominations)

Rudolf Hess Primary

School of Progressive and Socialist Studies

Schoolie McSchoolface

Schooly McSchoolerson (two nominations)

Schooly McSchoolerton

Spike Lee Elementary (four nominations)

Texas Declaration of Independence

The Elementary School Formerly Known as Robert E. Lee (two nominations)

The Illuminati

The Rubber Duckies

Traitor

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Elementary School

Werner von Braun Institute of Science and Technology

Willie Nelson Elementary (two nominations)

Well, that’s quite a list! You can read the whole thing over here.