The Austin school district decided last month to rename Robert E. Lee Elementary School, and opened the nominating process up to the public. In the end, 228 names were suggested; Donald Trump got the most nods, with 45. (“Robert E. Lee” came in second.) Here are some other noteworthy nominees from the document released by the school district:
- Austin Taliban Elementary School
- Ayn Rand Elementary
- Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary
- Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance (eight nominations)
- Bruce Lee Elementary (three nominations)
- Communist Elementary
- Drew Brees Elementary (three nominations)
- Dwayne Johnson Elementary School
- Flava Flav Elementary
- Forgetting Your Past, Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary
- Generic School Name
- Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School
- IGNORANCE IS BLISS ELEMENTARY
- James Earl Ray Elementary School
- Jefferson Davis Elementary (three nominations)
- John Cena Elementary School
- Kanye West Elementary (two nominations)
- Kim Il-Sung High School (two nominations)
- Leadership & Excellence in Education (LEE)
- Lee Elementary (thirteen nominations)
- Lil Jon Elementary
- Mack Brown Elementary
- Malcolm X (two nominations)
- Nathan Bedford Forrest Elementary School (two nominations)
- Neil deGrasse Tyson
- O.J. Simpson Elementary
- Pat Tillman Elementary School (four nominations)
- Politically Correct Elementary School #1
- Raul Castro Elementary
- Revisionist Elementary School
- Richard Pryor Elementary (six nominations)
- Rudolf Hess Primary
- School of Progressive and Socialist Studies
- Schoolie McSchoolface
- Schooly McSchoolerson (two nominations)
- Schooly McSchoolerton
- Spike Lee Elementary (four nominations)
- Texas Declaration of Independence
- The Elementary School Formerly Known as Robert E. Lee (two nominations)
- The Illuminati
- The Rubber Duckies
- Traitor
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Elementary School
- Werner von Braun Institute of Science and Technology
- Willie Nelson Elementary (two nominations)
Well, that’s quite a list! You can read the whole thing over here.