You knew it was coming. As soon as Jose Bautista flipped his bat halfway to China like he was the baddest man alive—because he had just hit a three-run homer and because he WAS the baddest man alive—you knew the Rangers would have some takes.

They came from losing pitcher Cole Hamels.


And oh boy did they ever came from home run surrenderer Sam Dyson:


Let’s let Bautista get the last word in here:


Photo of Sam Dyson’s sadness via Getty

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