You knew it was coming. As soon as Jose Bautista flipped his bat halfway to China like he was the baddest man alive—because he had just hit a three-run homer and because he WAS the baddest man alive—you knew the Rangers would have some takes.
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They came from losing pitcher Cole Hamels.
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And oh boy did they ever came from home run surrenderer Sam Dyson:
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Let’s let Bautista get the last word in here:
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Photo of Sam Dyson’s sadness via Getty
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