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Vote: Simmons Vs. Cuban. Who Wins?

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If you haven't seen it yet, we highly recommend you check out Our Boy Bill Simmons' newest "Curious Guy" entry, which is a discussion with none other than ... Mark Cuban! Yes! We're living in a happy place right now, friends.

Unlike the lovefest with the guy who does "The O.C." and Chuck Klosterman, though, this is one has an oddly contentious tone, thanks mostly to Cuban, who answers pretty much every Simmons query with aggression. Simmons asks why he doesn't want player salaries public, Cuban screams at him that he doesn't understand real fans, Simmons jabs back with a Mario Lopez line, Cuban yells at him again. (It's nice that has editors, by the way; it's nice to see Cuban writing words that are spelled correctly). Cuban, from all accounts, is a pretty nice guy, but he seems to have some sort of chip on his shoulder here.


It got us to thinking: If any on-site vitriol spilled out into the world, who would win in a fight: Bill, or Cuban? Quien es mas macho? We give you, the reader, the opportunity to vote below. If this turns out fun, maybe we'll do this with all of Bill's Curious Guy segments; we are curious who would win between Bill and Chuck Klosterman, now that we think about it.

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