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"It's not a mascot," said Dodgers VP of marketing Lon Rosen. "It's a unique performance character." Um, Lon? Look as this damn thing. It's a mascot:


Mascot or unique performance character or encephalitic furry, this is unnecessary. The Dodgers already had the greatest mascot any team could wish for, and they ran him out of town.

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