Wait, The Dodgers Have A Mascot Now?

"It's not a mascot," said Dodgers VP of marketing Lon Rosen. "It's a unique performance character." Um, Lon? Look as this damn thing. It's a mascot:

Mascot or unique performance character or encephalitic furry, this is unnecessary. The Dodgers already had the greatest mascot any team could wish for, and they ran him out of town.