Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise

Here is the actual broadcast transcript of an interview that aired this morning on D.C. Fox affiliate WTTG:

We have a visitor who happened by, a zombie.

I've been at this a few years.

You're a pirate. I apologize. You're just checking things out?

Yes. I've been living in Alexandria about 650 years and this is probably the worst storm I'm expecting.


A pirate wouldn't be that afraid of a storm.

Well how do you think i died?

In all seriousness, you're taking a peek at this and then you're going to head into for safety. I hate to request and seem tacky but do you need a halloween costume or are you good to go.


Sometimes i dress up like a Barbie or something but it's hard this find a costume.

All right, Mr. Pirate. get home to safety okay? Take care. Again, kind of a light note out here but this is a very, very serious situation and a storm that needs to be taken seriously.


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