Here's Rooney's 90th minute dive that earned Bastian Schweinsteiger a second yellow, and a suspension for next week's Champions League second leg.

Remember, it's only cheating if your multibillion-dollar governing body were to use video to retroactively overturn obviously bad officiating decisions with huge implications. Which would be silly!

Multiple angles of Rooney going down. Old Trafford stewards are still searching for the sniper.