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We Are Gathered Here Today To Take It To The House

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AJ will sheep up the place when nobody sends anything wakeup-worthy. Acting as my bad self, I post pictures that my mom took. Yeah!

She was the photographer for a wedding a few weeks ago in Toledo, and between the ceremony and the reception, the wedding party just had to stop at their old high school stadium and play a game of pick-up football. I'm being told that after the day was over, the bride and groom cared only about the pictures from this typical jock matrimony tradition. I guess this means at my wedding, there's going to be a Super Smash Brothers Melee marathon, commemorating the last time in my life I will get to make a decision for myself.

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