We Can't Read Your Sign, Dickhead [UPDATE]
Here’s some Jersey shithead with an illegible sign making an ass out of himself behind the Monmouth Co. sheriff. Hey, dickhead, you’re holding a white sign in the middle of a snowstorm. Nobody can read your fuckin’ sign. If you had a brain in your skull, you’d be inside.
He kept this up for five minutes.
Update (7:10 p.m.): Thanks to reader Liz, we know this doofus kept his act up for several hours. Also, his sign is endorsing a GOP candidate for president. We’ll leave it to you to guess which one.
[WABC]
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