We Won't Even Discuss The Virgin Islands

We know that the Swiss have an uncanny knack for avoiding trouble, and here's why: their extraordinary common sense.

It's our favorite headline of the week so far. It's: Swiss team avoids Turkey because of bird flu. CURLY: "But we can't go to Turkey!" MOE: "Why not?" CURLY: "We'll get the bird flu!" MOE: "C'mere." (draws saw across top of Curly's head). CURLY: "Ow, ow ow ow ow ... oh, look. (Saw teeth are bent).

Swiss Team Avoids Turkey Because Of Bird Flu [MSNBC]